What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four
types of bras to choose from .'

Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, The Salvation Army, The Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Sales lady responded,
'It is all really quite simple. .
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
for,
It is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost B00bs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!..
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen
And I can't get up!...

Let's not forgot the German bra: Holtzemfromfloppen