Monday, November 10, 2008

Replacement Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been
completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Helllooooo? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me
last
year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung-up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument.

I bet he felt like an idiot.

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