called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the
woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the
effect of a brand new face-lift.
Of course the woman wanted 'The Knob.'
Over the course of the years the woman tightened 'The Knob,' and the
effects were wonderful. The womanremained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
'All these years everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn
'The Knob' many times, and I've always loved the results. But now I've
eveloped two annoying problems; first, I have these terrible bags under
my eyes, and 'The Knob' won't get rid of them.'
The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are
She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'