'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say. The nurse puts me on
Turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!!
She put me on Prozac. What a b!tch.