Rant:
I absolutely hate these kind of emails. Please note that I didn't edit the email in any way to enlarge the font or make it any more annoying than it already is. Just to look at this thing I needed to scoot my chair back about 10 feet so it didn't hurt my face.
Maybe the font size is relative to sincerity. The bigger the deeper.
Ugh.
I'd like to find the sentimental person who pens these literary treasures and shellac their computer keyboards with crazy glue. (If that doesn't work, maybe I could send them a bucket full of all the nausea they create.)
I know my friends love me, so why do they torture me with so much of this crap? I figure if they like me so much they'd spare me by deleting the email. *sigh* (...and rolling eyes)
By the way, these emails are called "Glurge" by Snopes.com. Probably because of the overwhelmingly queasy feeling they create in the nanosecond between opening and deleting these emails.
-Pam
From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, November 10, 2008 6:48 PM
To: xxx; xxxxxxxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxx; xxxx; xxx; xxxxxxxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxx; xxxx; xxx; xxxxxxxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxx; xxxx; xxx; xxxxxxxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxx; xxxx;
Sent: Monday, November 10, 2008 6:48 PM
To: xxx; xxxxxxxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxx; xxxx; xxx; xxxxxxxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxx; xxxx; xxx; xxxxxxxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxx; xxxx; xxx; xxxxxxxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxx; xxxx;
Subject: Fw: Send this back. You'll see why!
----- Original Message -----
From: xxxxxxxxxx
To: xxx; xxxxxxxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxxxxx; xxxx; xxxxx; xxxxxx; xxxxx; xxxxx; xxxx;
Sent: Monday, November 10, 2008 2:35 PM
Subject: Send this back. You'll see why!
What happens after you send it to seven people? How can I find out without sending to 7 people?
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