Children's Science Exam

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> If you need a good laugh, try reading through these
> children's science exam answers...
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> Q: Name the four seasons.
> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
> safe to drink.
> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
> large polluta nts like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
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> Q: How is dew formed?
> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
> perspire.
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> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love
> this!)
> A: Keep it in the cow.
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> Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
> All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is
> no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget
> where the sun joins in this fight.
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> Q: What are steroids?
> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
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> Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
> intercontinental
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> Q: What happen s to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
> adultery.
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> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> A: Premature death.
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> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g.,
> abdomen)
> A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium,
> the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains
> the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the
> abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
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> Q: What is the fibula?
> A: A small lie.
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> Q: What does 'varicose' mean?
> A: Nearby.
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> Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian
> Section.'
> A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
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> Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.