Tuesday, June 3, 2008

FW: FW: Blond Joke !

A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets
up, and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she
will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and
I'm staying right here.'

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the
co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that
belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and
I'm staying right here.'

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land, to arrest a blonde woman who won't listen to
reason.

The pilot says, 'you say she is a blonde? I'll handle this; I'm married
to a blonde. I speak blonde.'

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, 'oh,
I'm sorry.' and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy...

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
to make her move without any fuss.

'I told her, first class isn't going to Toronto.'

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If you think this blog is funny, congratulations and thank you. My job here is done.

If, after reading this, you are still offended by anything in this blog, take two jokes by Carlos Mencia and see me in the morning.

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