New invention

Pfizer Announcement

Pfizer Corporation announced today that V!agra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by
the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and V!agra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky b00bs and huge
erect!ons and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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