...but do they bloom??

I wonder if they come in different colors?
I wonder about the fragrance?
I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?
I wonder if they bloom?
I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?
I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?
I wonder if they come in long-stemmed?

Captured at 115th and Allisonville Rd. In Fishers (Indianapolis).
The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell
P E O N I E S!

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