Saturday, May 17, 2008

Are You Really Sure?

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde
joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb
black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a
rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a
wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times!"

before you send hate mail

If something in this blog offends you, please accept my apologies, then keep it to yourself. I take great pride in my ability to laugh at myself and the world around me. My mission on earth, this lifetime, is to point out all of these funnies to you.

If you think this blog is funny, congratulations and thank you. My job here is done.

If, after reading this, you are still offended by anything in this blog, take two jokes by Carlos Mencia and see me in the morning.

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