Monday, March 10, 2008

Hymn #365

Pam's note: Maybe God was trying to tell that minister something...

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

Smile, life is too short not to!!
If this brightened your day don't let it stop here.
Pass it on with a smile.
Keep spreading the Cheer.

...See you at the river.

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