- Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts

Frank was reading the news online when I entered the room with some groceries. I nearly dropped my jugs of milk when I saw the headline for this news story. I did a double take and set the melons I was carrying down on the desk as I read the story.

Sorry for the lame attempts to enhance the humor here, but you've gotta admit the headline is the breast one I've seen in a long time.

Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Mon Feb 11 21:28:13 UTC 2008

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