Friday, February 22, 2008

Medical Distinction

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a$$
and having the balls to say, 'You're next.'

I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no
difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death

before you send hate mail

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If you think this blog is funny, congratulations and thank you. My job here is done.

If, after reading this, you are still offended by anything in this blog, take two jokes by Carlos Mencia and see me in the morning.

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