Friday, February 22, 2008

Marriage at 80

This one is kinda corny! Oh well.


The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she
had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.The interviewer asked her
questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again
at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.He's a funeral
director,' she answered.. Interesting, the newsman thought. He then
asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first
three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those
years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered
proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in
her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a
preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the
show, three to get ready, and four to go!!

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