breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a
sign attached that said, "This bull mated 52 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See, he
mated 52 times last year: once-a-week."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This
bull mated 125 times last year."
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with
the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more operations
he will be OK.