Monday, January 7, 2008

Estate Planning

Estate Planning

When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath
away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her,
"but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20
million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days
later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

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