Thursday, March 31, 2011

Dead body at a non-fatal car crash

In the news, there was a story of a police officer who discovered a serious car accident where a station wagon went off the road and hit a tree. The only person in the vehicle was the driver, who was dead.

The news reporter on the scene later a commented that the police officer had spoken with the driver.

I continued watching the news, considering the possibility that the police officer used a Ouija board or held a seance at the side of the road...

Then the reporter came back on to say they asked the authorities on the scene if they really did talk with the driver. They wanted to find out what actually happened.

Turns out the driver is alive and well, this wasn't a fatality after all. For him, anyway. There was a passenger in the vehicle who was dead, but had been dead for a while prior to the crash.

The station wagon is actually a hearse...

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