Saturday, March 28, 2009

Long Life Secret........

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front
step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help
but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a
nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels
every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid,
and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

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