Friday, March 20, 2009

Determined to rid the company of all slackers...

If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts
and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new
CEO.

The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he
meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and
asked,
'How much money do you make a week?'

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied,
'I make $300 a week. Why?'

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed,
'Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!'

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked,
'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here? '

From across the room came a voice, 'Pizza delivery Guy.'

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If, after reading this, you are still offended by anything in this blog, take two jokes by Carlos Mencia and see me in the morning.

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