Friday, February 6, 2009

Seniors on a Little Road Trip

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and
resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left
her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been
driving about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they
had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn
around -- in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the husband became the classic grouchy old man. He
fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the
entire return drive. The more he chided her -- the more agitated he
became. He just wouldn't let up.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got
out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old
geezer yelled to her. 'While you're in there, you might as well get my
hat and my credit card!'

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