We have enjoyed the red-neck jokes for years. It's time to take a
reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who
threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so red-necks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns, and grit -- that's what red-necks are made
of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your
red-neck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by
the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10
Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart
when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with
great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't
afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids
to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like
me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those
talked about in this email.
God Bless the USA !