Friday, December 12, 2008

Mathematical Logic - SO TRUE!!!

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable
mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T -T -I -T - U - D - E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -$ -H -I -T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A -$ -$ -K -I -S -S -I -N -G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard Work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bull$hit and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.

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