Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Wise Old Jewish Man

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old

Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to

pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the

Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to

the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes,

when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very

slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN.

What's your name?

"Morris Feinberg," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the

Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews

and the Muslims."

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely

as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" she asked.

"Like I've been talking to a frickin' wall!" came the reply.

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