>> If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in
> a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you
> have a bad day at work think of this guy.
>> >
>> > Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in
> He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
>> >
>> > Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
> station 103.2 on FM dial in
> worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
>> > Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
>> > down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make
> you realize it's not so bad after all.
>> > Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you
>> > with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom
> of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of
> year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We
> have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of
> equipment sucks the water ou t of the sea. It heats it to a delightful
> temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose,
> which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a good plan, and
> I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to
> the bottom and start working, i s take the hose and stuff it down the
> back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's
> like working in a Jacuzzi.
>> >
>> > Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
> itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
> Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from
> my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
> The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
> suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
> couldn't stick to it however, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
>> >
>> > When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the
> jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of
> my dilemma over the communicator. His ins tructions were unclear due to
> the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing
> hysterically.
>> >
>> > Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
> agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
> before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
> When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass
> helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
> running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it
> on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
>> > The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because
> my butt was swollen shut.
>> >
>> > So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
> worse it would be if you had a jelly fish shoved up your butt.
>> >
>> > Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
> Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
>> >
>> > May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!
>>
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