mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2008:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram records, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
Timely humor. With all of the banks having their name on these stadiums, someone will have to support the stadiums. Hopefully Mack truck will stay out of it...we don't need a Mack-Arena.
ReplyDeleteJohn
Hah!
ReplyDeleteI'm such a dork; I had to read that out loud... then I got it.
John you are so right.
LOL
-Pam