Friday, August 15, 2008

Ole & Sven

Another gem from my mother...
-Pam

Two young men from up in Minnesooooota were looking at a Sears catalog
and admiring the models.

Ole says to the Sven 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this
catalog?'

Sven replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!'

Ole says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this
price, I'm buying one.'

Sven smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if
she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'

Three weeks later, Sven man asks his friend Ole, 'Did you ever receive
the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'

Ole replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes
yesterday!'


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