Yes, our family is pretty warped if we're telling this joke to a 4 year
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees
the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf' and he jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and
this time he is crouched behind a bush. 'My what big ears you have, Mr.
Wolf.' Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. 'My what big teeth you
have Mr. Wolf.'
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you knock it off, I'm
trying to poop!'