other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm
in a bad mood, it leaves a big F*cking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Pam is weird. Since weird just seems to attract more weird, her email inbox is always stuffed with the weirdest of the weird. After she deletes the prayers and angels this is what's left. At some point we knew it would spill out and infect society. We sincerely apologize for spreading the infection to you.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
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