He finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her
medications that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
'Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?'
'Yes, they help me sleep at night.'
'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep.'
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.
'Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it
the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks....................and believe me, it helps me sleep at night.'
You Gotta Watch Them Grandmas..........God Love Them