Friday, June 13, 2008

Boy and a priest

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was
a priest, said 'I am a Father.'

The little boy replied 'My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered 'I am the Father of
many.'

The boy said 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
doesn't wear his collar that way'

The priest, getting impatient, said 'I am the Father of hundreds' and
went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
said, 'Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards
instead of your collar.'

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