Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Senior Church Moment

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation
that will pay more which he needs to support is growing family. There is
a hush within the congregation,... No one wanted him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and
proclaims, ... 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
their children!' The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If
the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and
also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all
his children!' More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher
stays, .... I will give him sex!' There is total silence. The Preacher,
blushing, asks her, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to
side, while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we
could help, and he said, ......'Screw the Preacher!'

Isn't senility wonderful?
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

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