Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Rubber Gloves

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when
you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves..

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't," she replied.

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a big tank of
latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes
of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile.

"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of! the procedure, she
burst out laughing..

"What's so funny?" he asked

"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

Gotta watch those little old ladies!
Their minds are always working!

before you send hate mail

If something in this blog offends you, please accept my apologies, then keep it to yourself. I take great pride in my ability to laugh at myself and the world around me. My mission on earth, this lifetime, is to point out all of these funnies to you.

If you think this blog is funny, congratulations and thank you. My job here is done.

If, after reading this, you are still offended by anything in this blog, take two jokes by Carlos Mencia and see me in the morning.

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