Retired People

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.

So, for example, the other day I went downtown and walked into a shop.
I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
'doughnut eating Nazi.'

He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I
called him a 'flatfooted oinker.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'Obama in

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
important to my health.

before you send hate mail

If something in this blog offends you, please accept my apologies, then keep it to yourself. I take great pride in my ability to laugh at myself and the world around me. My mission on earth, this lifetime, is to point out all of these funnies to you.

If you think this blog is funny, congratulations and thank you. My job here is done.

If, after reading this, you are still offended by anything in this blog, take two jokes by Carlos Mencia and see me in the morning.


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