Retired People

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.

So, for example, the other day I went downtown and walked into a shop.
I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
'doughnut eating Nazi.'

He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I
called him a 'flatfooted oinker.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'Obama in
'08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
important to my health.