The Pet

> > This guy was lonely and he decided life would be
> more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the
> owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he
> finally bought a centipede, (100-legged bug,) which came in a little
> white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a
> good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking
> his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
> >
> He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
> with me and have a beer?"
> >
> > But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit,
> > but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about
> > going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
> > But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
> > waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
> >
> > He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
> > against the centipede's house and started shouting, "HEY, IN THERE!
> >
> > A little voice came out of the box -
> >
> > "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my dam shoes.

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