Friday, March 28, 2008

Ultimate Female Joke

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off of him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her (as ALL men will).

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned
over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
you want me to do, anything, for $20.00................on one condition"

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand
along with her Address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully
said...............

"Clean my house."

(YOU GO, GIRL!)

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If you think this blog is funny, congratulations and thank you. My job here is done.

If, after reading this, you are still offended by anything in this blog, take two jokes by Carlos Mencia and see me in the morning.

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