Monday, March 10, 2008

Tax Rebate

This past week President Bush and Congress allowed each one of us would get $300.00.

It was $800.00 but they dropped it to $300.00 tax rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, most of the money will go to China.

If we spend it on Gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.

If we spend it on new computers all the money will go to India, or Pakistan for tech support.

So money spent in these manners will not help the American economy.

The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in America.

The only way I can see to keep that money here at home is drink beer or spend it on prostitution, as those are the only businesses still operating in the U.S.

Laugh...go ahead...but this is so close to being the truth it is really scarry!

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