Monday, March 17, 2008

6th truths of life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.


2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.


3. The first truth is a lie.


4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.


5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.


6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally
pee on yourself...
You hang in there sunshine, you're special.

before you send hate mail

If something in this blog offends you, please accept my apologies, then keep it to yourself. I take great pride in my ability to laugh at myself and the world around me. My mission on earth, this lifetime, is to point out all of these funnies to you.

If you think this blog is funny, congratulations and thank you. My job here is done.

If, after reading this, you are still offended by anything in this blog, take two jokes by Carlos Mencia and see me in the morning.

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