ALL GRANDPAS -- HEED THIS WARNING :

DO NOT lose your grandkids in the Mall!

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big t!ts."

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