3 women in a sauna

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in
a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm
and the beep stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said.
I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her
palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she
had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna
and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman
finally said...well, would you look at that... I'm getting a fax!

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