This is funny!

Pick the month you were born:

January---------I kicked
February-------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June------------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena with
August---------I had lunch with
September-----I danced with
October------- -I sang to
November------I yelled at
December------I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a snowman
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25---- ---a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------be cause someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself

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23 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:16 PM

    I licked a smurf cuz I'm sexy and I do what I want!!

    I love it, you made my day!

    My husband loves chuck Norris cuz that's how he rolls!

    Fantastic!!!

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  2. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:16 PM

    I jumped on a banana because I'm a Ninja!! yaaaaahaaaaaa
    (watch out!!)

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  3. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:17 PM

    Well depending on what color you call my shirt...

    (blue) I smelled my cell phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

    (teal/other) I smelled my cell phone because I'm a Ninja!
    So there!

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  4. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:17 PM

    I had lunch with a homeless guy because I'm cool like that.

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  5. PamNovember 9, 2007 at 1:30 PM

    Yeah? Well...
    I sang to a homeless guy because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
    So there.
    -Pam

    (You GO girl!!!!!!! -E)

    (Hahahahahahahahahahah that's the best one so far I think. -A)

    I think I should actually go try that sometime... :o) -Pam

    (Why not? It could be fun. Take a video camera and put it on youtube. -A)

    (I'll record it if you let me know when you are going to do this! -E)

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  6. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:31 PM

    I loved a surfer, because I think I need some serious help!!! - YA
    THINK!!!!!

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  7. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:31 PM

    I yelled at a pickle because I'm NOT crazy!

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  8. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:31 PM

    I ran over a birdbath because I can.

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  9. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:31 PM

    I kicked a snowman because that's how I roll.

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  10. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:32 PM

    I licked a surfer because the voices told me too!!!!!!!!

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  11. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:32 PM

    I loved my sister because I think I need some serious help.

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  12. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:32 PM

    I licked my dog because I can!

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  13. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:32 PM

    I jumped on a Fireman because my family thinks I'm stupid anyways.

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  14. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:33 PM

    I karate chopped a gangster because Big Bird said to and he's my boss!

    (That seems kinda dangerous...-Pam)

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  15. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:33 PM

    I did the Macarena with a football player because I think I need some
    serious help.
    (The truth shall set you free!)

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  16. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:33 PM

    I sang to my sister because I'm NOT crazy!!

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  17. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:33 PM

    I yelled at my dog because I think I need some serious help
    (Poor Puppy)

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  18. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:34 PM

    I had lunch with a goat because that's how I roll.

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  19. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:34 PM

    I loved a stuff animal because I can.

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  20. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:34 PM

    I smelled a football player because the voices told me to.
    (I would do it anyway...hehe ...GO DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!)

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  21. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 1:34 PM

    I smelled a football player because the voices told me to.
    (I would do it anyway...hehe ...GO DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!)

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  22. AnonymousNovember 9, 2007 at 2:43 PM

    I danced with a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

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  23. AnonymousNovember 10, 2007 at 7:05 AM

    I yelled at a pickle because I'm NOT crazy....*cough*

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