Thanksgiving poem

Someone passed around some Thanksgiving activities to do. Page 4 of this little bundle of joy is a blank poem. The instructions are to start each line of your poem with the letter indicated to make an acrostic poem that spells "I Am Thankful."

This is cheesy, at best. I think we can do better than glorious sappy glurge. Who's ready to lampoon this sacred holiday?! I sure am!

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2 comments:

  1. I don't like traditional holiday food.

    All the poor turkeys and hams!

    My veggie tale friends who include

    The poor widows of buttered squash yams

    Have all lost their spirit to love

    And my mother cries, "Andi, my love

    Never talk to your food!

    Kids will think you are prude

    For you ignore all their attempts at love!

    Until you separate people from vegetables,

    Life will not be very delectible!"

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  2. I smell turkey! I smell turkey

    At 6:00am. That's just too darned early.

    Man, forget coffee. Let me have that champagne for breakfast.

    Ten o'clock am. Time to shower before everyone gets here. More champagne...

    Has anyone seen the stuffing? No? Did we forget to buy stuffing? Are you kiding me? Do you think the store is still open?

    Anyone have a minute to help me mash potatoes?

    No marshmallows on the yams? Can I at least use brown sugar?

    Krusty Krab Crew Macy's parade float. Gee, that's neat.

    For cryin' out loud, I burned the rolls when I was in the other room watching the parade on tv.

    Ummm... there's a lot of food on the table. I don't think there's room to put place settings. Do you think anyone will mind if we eat on chairs in the living room?

    Lordy lordy, I ate way too much. Anyone ready for pie?

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