Thanksgiving poem

Someone passed around some Thanksgiving activities to do. Page 4 of this little bundle of joy is a blank poem. The instructions are to start each line of your poem with the letter indicated to make an acrostic poem that spells "I Am Thankful."

This is cheesy, at best. I think we can do better than glorious sappy glurge. Who's ready to lampoon this sacred holiday?! I sure am!

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