Friday, November 9, 2007

Pinky Applebutt

Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopy pants!" by Dav Pilkey:

In it, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Here's
how...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

* a = apple
* b = toilet
* c = giggle
* d = burger
* e = girdle
* f = barf
* g = lizard
* h = waffle
* i = cootie
* j = monkey
* k = potty
* l = liver
* m = banana
* n = rhino
* o = bubble
* p = hamster
* q = toad
* r = gizzard
* s = pizza
* t = gerbil
* u = chicken
* v = pickle
* w = chuckle
* x = tofu
* y = gorilla
* z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
(If your last name only has two letters, use the first letter of your
last name.)

* a = head
* b = mouth
* c = face
* d = nose
* e = tush
* f = breath
* g = pants
* h = shorts
* i = lips
* j = honker
* k = butt
* l = brain
* m = tushie
* n = chunks
* o = hiney
* p = biscuits
* q = toes
* r = buns
* s = fanny
* t = sniffer
* u = sprinkles
* v = kisser
* w = squirt
* x = humperdinck
* y = brains
* z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Now when you SEND THIS ON.. use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day.

before you send hate mail

If something in this blog offends you, please accept my apologies, then keep it to yourself. I take great pride in my ability to laugh at myself and the world around me. My mission on earth, this lifetime, is to point out all of these funnies to you.

If you think this blog is funny, congratulations and thank you. My job here is done.

If, after reading this, you are still offended by anything in this blog, take two jokes by Carlos Mencia and see me in the morning.

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