The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopy pants!" by Dav Pilkey:
In it, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Here's
how...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
* a = apple
* b = toilet
* c = giggle
* d = burger
* e = girdle
* f = barf
* g = lizard
* h = waffle
* i = cootie
* j = monkey
* k = potty
* l = liver
* m = banana
* n = rhino
* o = bubble
* p = hamster
* q = toad
* r = gizzard
* s = pizza
* t = gerbil
* u = chicken
* v = pickle
* w = chuckle
* x = tofu
* y = gorilla
* z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
(If your last name only has two letters, use the first letter of your
last name.)
* a = head
* b = mouth
* c = face
* d = nose
* e = tush
* f = breath
* g = pants
* h = shorts
* i = lips
* j = honker
* k = butt
* l = brain
* m = tushie
* n = chunks
* o = hiney
* p = biscuits
* q = toes
* r = buns
* s = fanny
* t = sniffer
* u = sprinkles
* v = kisser
* w = squirt
* x = humperdinck
* y = brains
* z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON.. use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Chim Chim Gizzard Tush
ReplyDeleteZIPPY GIRDLEFANNY
ReplyDeleteMr. Poopsie Chickentush
ReplyDeletePinky Chickenchunks
ReplyDeleteButtercup Liverhiney
ReplyDeleteWow, that would suck!! LOL!
Loopy Gizzardshorts
ReplyDeletei sang to a banana cuz ima ninja!
ReplyDeleteI had lunch with a monster because I’m sexy and I do what I want!
ReplyDeleteLumpy Gerbil Tush
ReplyDeleteI don't think I like this game.
Lumpy Bubblejuice.....nice!
ReplyDeletegidget bubble brains
ReplyDeleteZippy Gizzardfanny
ReplyDeleteGidget Chuckle Chunks
ReplyDeleteCrusty Bubblechunks
ReplyDeleteNo wonder why I don’t have any friends!
Loopy Cootiefanny
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