Friday, November 2, 2007

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping along the forest road when she sees
the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you
have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and
this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr.
Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you
have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm
trying to poop!"

before you send hate mail

If something in this blog offends you, please accept my apologies, then keep it to yourself. I take great pride in my ability to laugh at myself and the world around me. My mission on earth, this lifetime, is to point out all of these funnies to you.

If you think this blog is funny, congratulations and thank you. My job here is done.

If, after reading this, you are still offended by anything in this blog, take two jokes by Carlos Mencia and see me in the morning.

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