and by hand.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take
two good friends (I'm a friend if you need one) to the nearest grocery
store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract
(WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your