Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride
Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it.
Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.
Last, the cute couple
Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her cankles. Too bad, they didn't come in white. Note how their "outdoor backdrop" is a clearing probably behind the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.
At least his head is somewhat proportionate. To her left boob.
What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout? Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual - How bout those teeth? Why do I hear Goofy laughing in the background? "You SO crazy, honey." "Here baby, let me help you up here ..." You can almost hear the banjo music.